Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Sharing is Caring - 50 Things Girls should Know about Guys

Posted by our stori mori *_* at 11:08 AM 6 kata kata laser
50 Things Girls should Know about Guys

1. Guys hate sluts.

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" - two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never
mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if 1 guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

kata orang :?

Posted by our stori mori *_* at 11:22 AM 4 kata kata laser
kata orang ; bile sahabat bertiga salah sorg mesti pergi
kata orang; bile snap pics bertiga tak elok, nanti salah sorg akan pergi
kata orang; bile kite buat baik kat orang lain, kite pun akan dapat layanan yg baik
kata orang; bile kite diam, orang akan kate sombong, tp bile bising2, orang kate kite gedik.
kata orang; bile kite rindu die, die mesti rindu kite jugak.
kata orang; bile kite nak anak handsome/cun kene tgk artis2 yg hotstuff.
kata orang; bile kite makan tak elok disulami dgn minuman, nanti boncet.
kata orang; tak baik mengeluh selalu, nampak tidak sopan.
kata orang; tak elok letak posisi tangan di atas kepala (paham ke tidak ntah posisi camne ni), tanda nye pemalas.
kata orang; jagelah ati orang selalu. (tp ati kitee??)
kata orang; jangan cari pasal dgn orang, nanti kite yg binasa.
kata orang; bile rupe kita tak seberapa(buruk), pasangan kite hotstuff(kacak).
kata orang; pompuan yg rendah lagi rendang itu awet muda dan comel. :p
kata orang; if kite terlalu penakot akan benda ghaib, benda itu suka kat kite.
kata orang; jangan terlalu obses dgn lelaki a.k.a hubby boyfie anda, nanti if dah tiada jodoh diri sendiri yg meranaa.
kata orang; lelaki lebih mengutamakan kawan mereka dahalu then barulah gf, tp perempuan sebalik nye.
kata orang; ego yang tinggi kadangkala menjadi pemusnah.
kata orang; kite tak selalu nye kat atas, so jangan lupe diri.
kata orang; buatlah hal anda sendiri jgn terlampau care dgn org lain, dalam erti kata lain JAGELAH TEPI KAIN SENDIRI DAHULU YE! :)

Sekian kata orang :)

aku ke kau??

Posted by our stori mori *_* at 9:29 AM 4 kata kata laser
jahat sangat ke aku ni??kalau kau kata aku ni jahat habis kau tu?baik sangat ke?
memang aku jahat.aku admit tu.mulut aku jahat,bitchy gile.aku tau jugak tu.
tapi kau??kau baik sangat ke?tak payahla weh.kau ingat dengan teguran kau tu,ape orang kate tu,slow talk?haa..slow talk ke pe ke kau ingat boleh ubah ape yang da jadi ke?
bende yang aku da lame da lupe and da tak nak ingat da kau boleh ungkit2 pulak kenape?
ape masalah kau sebenarnye?
hello!!aku takkan jadi jahat and takkan keluarkan kata2 kesat if tak ade orang yang tibe2 start or buat taik kat aku.kau ingat aku tak ade keje lain ke nak melayan perasaan aku ingat kat kau je??please!u are NOBODY in my life.so,jangan nak perasaan sangat.
kau tau tak sebenarnye blog ni ape??pada aku blog ni macam diari yang orang lain bole bace sekali.hey,kau tak pernah bace blog orang lain ke?ade yang kutuk menteri kutuk kawan kutuk agame bangse,setakat aku kutuk kau yang tak popular dan dikenali sekumpulan kecil golongan manusia ape sangat la kan.tak payahla nak kecoh2 sangat.
benda pun da lama da lepas.
nak kate aku ni jahat,memang aku jahat.so??ade aku kesah?
lain kali jangan main sedap mulut je hentam orang."biasala tengah marah kan..."
habis,waktu aku tengah marahla aku caci maki kau jugak.so,fair la kan?
ape yang kau nak bising2 lagi.hey,bosan la.
macamla blog ni penuh dengan entri2 yang memaki hamun kau.perasan.
kalau kau tu baik sangat,nak bagi teguran la konon,baik kau pergi semayang ke..dekatkan diri kat tuhan ke..tu lagi baik.daripada kau berlagak yang kau pandai bermadah helah..duhh!
bosan kan layan orang macam ni..gile.
kadang2 aku terpikir..macam ade orang je yang suke melaga2kan kitorang yang tak pernah kenal langsung ni.tahla.
senang cite kau buat hal kau aku buat hal aku.ok?

p/s: macam ade sorang hamba Allah ni,dia kate die takkan memburukkan or mengaibkan orang kat blog macam mane yang kitorang,opps aku selalu buat ni.katenye "hey,kitorang tak bodoh lagi la" last2,saudara die sendiri yang buat benda BODOH ni and jadi dayus.

sekian.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

copy paste~~~

Posted by our stori mori *_* at 12:52 PM 3 kata kata laser
venue;sebelah en.johan
date;10nov09
perkara;High commision of India


Aduhaiii,
penat sungguh jari jemari ini melakukan keje salin dan tampal ini.
benda nak banyak je.sampai beratus lak haih.mata pun kuyu-kuyu stim je tgk laptop ni ha.
bile ada keje merungut..takda keje pun mengeluh.
ape kejadah nyee.
ini la manusia kan kan :D
bosan bosan bosan dgn keje ni.
cam takda kaitan je dgn ape yg dipelajari.
nak jugak merasa pg site.
En.Johan! site plsssssss~
luahan rasa hati;
nudnuxx:)



aduh.sakit kepala ku!

Posted by our stori mori *_* at 12:47 PM 3 kata kata laser
date : selasa
venue : american Embassy s-)

penat jari jemariku mengopy mengepaste..hadui..banyak pulak tu lagi..nad udah siap..aku punye baru sotongah..argh!bile time takde keje bosan..ade keje sakit kepale plak..hm :(

EN.JOHAN.......bagila kami pergi ke site....please......................
die risau keselamatan kami sebenarnye..care jugak EN.JOHAN kat kitorang kan :") <--gedik~

hai..apela nasib..lepas satu2 benda jadi.mule2 masalah cookie,ni sekarang masalah hp pulak...........haish!!

hidup sekarang ni kalau tak berduit mmg susahla hidup.aku dgn nak bayar duit kolej lagi ni..adohai~

nak duit..wuwuuwuwuw..

*ape motif letak gambar ni??kejadahnye

lalalalololo by,

xaxamaxx

cerite aku di hari minggu....

Posted by our stori mori *_* at 6:24 AM 10 kata kata laser

sAlAm...

haaallllooooooo wahead was hereeeeee..hehehe...
arini sy nk cte pasal wit saye yang da hbs...
nk wat mcm ne...
lapy sye sakit... cian lapy saye...
so.. my dad antar saye g clinic pakar lapy yang benama acer center... lapy kene masok wad...
tp dr tue kate x lame... setela jantung dganti.. sihat la dy...
harap lapy sihat semula....
alhamdulillah... operation selame 4 jam... lapy selamat seperti yang baru....
skg saye heppy cz lapy da sihat...

kos rawatan lapy:

upah dr pakar + jantung baru ( rem 2gb) + format = RM230

( dy kate student price... huhu.. hbs wit eden... )

dat's all... (^_^)



Monday, November 2, 2009

kesusahan kehidupan~

Posted by our stori mori *_* at 2:58 PM 2 kata kata laser
venue ; menara TM
date ; 021109

TM-Annexe II
Agak memeritkan berulang alik ke sana ke mari, ada mereka paham akan kepenatan kite?? ohh semestinye tidak. Mereka boss, kite hanye lah pekerja yang tak bergaji. So, ikiutkan aje lahh. haihh. bosan dan bosan menyelubungi kehidupan.

nak plakk cipot baru pas call dgn seronoknye beliau telah bertukar tempat praktikal.
nak tuka jugeee!! tapi haihh telalu byk masalah dan konflik la if tuka sane sini.
redha je la yg mampu dilakukan.
haihhhhhhh~ mengeluh dan terus mengeluh!
29th January 2010 - tarikh yang dinanti-nantikan~

Digarap oleh;
nudnuxx:)

 

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